My name is Paul, I am your average college student attending Oregon State University. What’s my major you ask? What do I study? Simple, saving the world. I am your savior, the end.

Through my time here at OSU, I have met many young lads who also wants to save the world. We all strive to make this planet, Earth, a utopia for all future generations. We want to make it a silky-smooth world where everybody is proud to raise their children. Together, we formed the Association of Super Saviors! The ASS wants to put out any injustices by blowing them out. These beings, these… “criminals,” must face the sword of justice.

With my right hand, of destruction and beauty, and my left hand, of creativity and simplicity — I swear (by the moon and the stars) that I will eradicate anything that dares to fault our society. We are the future, this is our generation.

Thanks Nick for publishing my first post....